I really want to Return to Ravnica right now because of these spoilers

Are you ready for some Return to Ravnica spoilers? Good, because here you go:

From the Mothership:

The fairy that fills me with blinding rage comes from MTGCast. Growing Ranks is SCG.

Bell-Chime Sphinx 4UU
Creature – Sphinx (R)
Flying
Discard two nonland cards with the same name: Draw four cards.
5/6

Slime shaping XG
Socery (Uncommon)
Put an X/X green Ooze token into the battlefield.

Martial Law 2WW
Enchantment (R)
At the beginning of your upkeep, detain target creature an opponent controls.

Precinct Captain WW
Creature – Human Soldier (R)
First Strike
Whenever Precinct Captain deals combat damage to a player, put a 1/1 white Soldier creature token onto the battlefield.
2/2

PROMO CARDS! Game day:

FNM Special & Buy-a-Box

Prerelease promos:

Here is the complete spoiler so far, we’re over 100.