No One’s Recipe: The Cheesy Blaster

There are some creations that transcend the ethereal plane and are the embodiment of madness. Nothing is more apparent than this abomination that my girlfriend crafted for me, clearly under the direct influence of C’thulhu and his earthly representative, Tina Fey. Yes, this is the Cheesy Blaster.

First you take a hot dog, stuff it with some jack cheese! Roll in a pizza – YOU GOT CHEESY BLASTERS!

Pizza dough
Hot dogs
Tomato sauce
Mozzarella cheese
Nacho cheese topping

Preheat your oven to 425 F and pray to whatever deities you think can protect you. Craft 6 inch discs of dough and coat with the sauce and cheese. Place a hot dog in the center and wrap it like some twisted version of pigs in a blanket. Place the freak of nature on an oiled baking sheet. Bake for 20 minutes, or until the dough is done. Top it with warm nacho cheese topping and serve with a pair of chopsticks.

You can then insist you can’t eat it because you’re a foodie.